| Author | Message: Fwd: The Stress Diet | Posted by: "Heidi O'C."
On: 6/25/1999 at 3:32:38 PM GMT
Message #: 1683
See headers | HAHA EVERYONE! FINALLY THE PERFECT DIET!!!!!!!!!!!!
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heidi
--- Seachanges@a... wrote:
> From: Seachanges@a...
> Date: Fri, 25 Jun 1999 14:29:46 EDT
> To: darcy4help@f..., digpast@h...,
> Tragedia@a..., victorites@o...
> Reply-to: victorites@o...
> Subject: [victorites] Fwd: The Stress Diet
>
> From: Seachanges@a...
>
> THE STRESS DIET
> > -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
> >
> > This is designed to help you cope with the stress
> that builds up
> > during the day.
> >
> > BREAKFAST:
> > Grapefruit
> > 1 Slice whole Wheat Toast
> > 8 oz Skim Milk
> >
> > LUNCH:
> > 4 oz Lean Broiled Chicken Breast
> > 1 C Steamed Spinach
> > 1 C Herb Tea
> > 4 Pringles Potato Chips
> >
> > MID-AFTERNOON SNACK:
> > The rest of Pringles in the can
> > 1 Large Hero Sandwich with Cheese,Salami,
> Pastrami, Capicola,
> Ham, Roast Beef, Bologna, Pepperoni,Turkey Breast,
> Onions, Tomatos, Hot
> Peppers, Mayonaise, and Oil
> > 1 Liter bottle of Pepsi
> >
> > DINNER:
> > 2 Loaves Garlic Bread
> > 4 cans or 1 large pitcher of Pepsi
> > 1 large Pepperoni, Sausage, Mushroom and Cheese
> Pizza
> > 25 Buffalo Chicken Wings, served with Bleu Cheese
> Dressing
> > (salad is optional)
> >
> LATE EVENING NEWS:
> > 1 half gallon carton of your favorite ice cream
> >
> > RULES FOR THIS DIET:
> >
> > 1. If you eat something and no one see you eat
> it, it has no
> > calories.
> >
> > 2. If you drink a diet soda with potato chips,
> the calories in the
> > chips are canceled out by the diet soda.
> >
> > 3. When you eat with someone else, calories
> don't count if you do
> > not eat more than they do.
> >
> > 4. Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER
> counts, such as hot
> > chocolate, brandy, Snickers, and Ben & Jerrys'
> Ice Cream.
> >
> > 5. If you fatten up everyone else around you,
> then you look
> > thinner.
> >
> > 6. Movie related foods do not have additional
> calories because
> > they are part of the entertainment package and
> not part of one's
> > personal fuel. Examples: Reeses Peanut Butter
> Cups, Hotdogs, Hamburgers,
> Pizza, French Fries, Pepsi, Buttered Popcorn,
> Junior Mints, Red Hots, Tootsie Rolls.
> >
> > 7. Cookie pieces contain no calories. The
> process of breaking
> > causes calorie leakage.
> >
> > 8. Things licked off knives and spoons have no
> calories if you are
> > in the process of preparing something.
> >
> > 9. Foods that have the same color have the
> same number of
> > calories. Examples are: Spinach & Pistachio Ice
> Cream; Mushrooms & Mashed
> Potatoes.
> >
> > 10. Chocolate is a universal color and may be
> substituted for any
> > other food color.
> >
> > 11. Anything consumed while standing has no
> calories. This is due
> > to gravity and the density of the caloric mass.
> >
> > 12. Anything consumed from someone else's plate
> has no calories
> > since the calories rightfully belong to the other
> person and will
> > cling to his/her plate. (We all know how
> calories like to cling!!)
> >
> > REMEMBER: STRESSED SPELLED BACKWARDS IS
> DESSERTS.
>
>
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